Quick question of the day: Name one place where you would definitely NOT want to wear big, saggy pants (ala JNCO jeans) or a long flowy dress?
Answer: Chinatown on a wet, rainy day.
Of course, Chinatown on this wet, rainy day was exactly where we spent all day today. We had to man up and persevere though in order to quench our dim sum and Chinese pastry addiction. Just think though, all the filth and stink of Chinatown just waiting to be mopped up by the back of your pant leg or dress… I can’t think of a grosser thing to walk around in. Oh wait, the back of 99 Ranch Market where it’s wet and stinky because it’s where they sell all that live seafood. Yes Errol and Jamie, it’s 99 Ranch Market and not Ranch 99… just check their dang website!!
Second quick question of the day: How much would someone have to pay you to lick the floor in the back of 99 Ranch Market?
On second thought, don’t answer that. Check this out instead, it’s one of the weird things you’re likely to see if you’re ever in Chinatown (on a dry and sunny day hopefully). Bonus points if you can name it.
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